i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

Okay people on tumblr at this point are just making up imaginary hypocritical sets of opinions at this point.

Of course Baby Got Back (not “i like big butts”) got people upset when it first came out.  It’s just well-liked now because it’s old enough to have a “classic” dimension to it.  And there are now adults who heard it when they were young and feel nostalgic about it.

Oh god this fucking stupidity.

If that “I like big butts” song came out now, you feminists would start screeching about “male entitlement” and “rape culture” and “the male gaze” and “objectification” and “fetishisation” and every word under the sun.

Why don’t you go back to whining about how you need feminism because Princess Zelda is wearing a modest pair of wedge heeled pumps in Hyrule Warriors beause “omg high heels sexualisation!!!!!!!” 

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That women are pressured to be hairless, and men can do what they want and no one cares, is neither morally nor logically defensible. 

If you think that men can “do what they want” try coming to job interview (or to a job) unshaven. Heck, the word “unshaven” itself is demonstrative of how deeply normalized shaving is for men. Last I checked, women aren’t getting fired for not shaving their precious pubic hair.






Ok now , come on….

If this is perfectly ok, then I want to see a skimpy costume Snake in the games.


Not to mention the skintight sneaking suits Solid Snake and Raiden wear.

when feminists think they know shit about MGS 

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Emily Heller (x)

can you GET any douchier?

i’m cringing so badly this is wrong on so many levels and just flat out embarrasing

And people try to say we don’t find most female comedians funny because of sexism. 

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i got angry and made a thing.


As a cashier who deals with this shit every day, it’s nice to see that some people actually care about us.

Change= no longer important to me

also don’t fucking talk on your cell phones when we’re checking your stuff and processing your payment. it’s fucking rude as hell.


The last one can span all jobs that require dealing with the public in a setting like that like restaurants or offices

Too many of these need to be filed under “how to be my favoritest customer ever” rather than “how to not be an asshole”.

Your ~*speed score*~ is really something’s that’s between you and your manager, and not something that should concern your customers in the least. Guess what, if you keep a steady pace over the hundreds of transactions you do each month, my fumbling for the change will  not only have an utterly negligible effect on your score, but will be evened out by the fact that the other cashiers (that you’re being compared against) also have customers that fumble for change.

And it’s also not my responsibility to know where the bar code is located on each item, and where the scanner is located on your register. If I can lift a heavy item from my cart and put it on the conveyor belt, you should be able to figure out a way to scan it. In fact, UPC barcodes are placed strategically in a way that’s designed to maximize the speed of scanning each item, so if it’s on the bottom, it’s probably because that’s where the scanner is located on most registers.

As far as using lane dividers and looking at lane lights, these are rather obvious suggestions, but don’t act like it’s that fucking hard to apologize and say that you’re closed, or to ask for clarification about which items belong to which customer.

The person who wrote this should ponder the role in which their sense of entitlement plays in their inability to find a job where they are less “underpaid”.

"you’re already ruining ours"

wow way to make it look like all cashiers are sensitive assholes who can’t handle customer service

protip: it’s still called customer service whether you like it or not (i should know, i’m in food service), do not expect or ask the customer to feel guilty because they fumbled for their fucking chance to protect your presh ~speed score

like it’s one thing to be upset when a customer is being rude or condescending but feeling too entitled to do your own job correctly just blows my mind




i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

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memes are people too 

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an important factual presentation by me

All the facts.

Wasn’t it proven she could have been light or fair skinned because of her biological family lineage though?

She has lineage from Ancient Greece

There are white people native to northern Africa. 


Cleopatra was white, dumbasses.

Her dynasty was descended from Alexander the Great: she was greek.

Her dynasty also perpetuated itself with constant inbreeding: Cleo was betrothed to one of her brothers, and upon his death, married another one.

SHe probably didn’t have one drop of non greek blood in her. 

Deal with it, historical revisionist crybabies.   Brattishly declaring “there’s literally no argument shut up” won’t make anyone take you seriously, nor will it make your feels into reals. 

Also, I’m white.  I still have olive skin.  You know, on account of all the white people who live in the MEDITERRANEAN.

Jesus fucking christ.  You stop trying so hard. 

To top it off, the original post is a straw man to begin with: nobody is saying that the ancient Egyptians looked like fucking Swedes, there are just a few people who reject the Afrocentrist version of the story where Africa = 100% black and the Copts don’t exist.

What’s also funny is that this Murrica-centric revisionism of Egypt doesn’t just erase its actual inhabitants (who were not black, because tthe world isn’t divided into Sub-saharan africans and white Europeans), it actually perpetuates the erasure of the many advanced African civilisations that have flourished throughout its history: such as Ife, a kingdom that existed in Nigeria, and whose advanced and beautiful realism in their artwork was immensely shocking to the Victorians, who could not believe such beautiful and realistic sculptures could have been created on the “Dark Continent” as they called it.

As seen here:

And of course, the ruins of Greater Zimbabwe, the capital of the ancient Kingdom of Zimbabwe.  These ruins date from the Iron Age.

See more here.


There is absolutely NO reason for this revisionism of Egypt, especially when it allows more people to remain ignorant of the many advanced civilisations and kingdoms that have existed throughout the history of Africa in favour of a delusional portrait that erases the true ethnicity of the Egyptians, simply because they were not white. 

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you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now


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I hear she’s batshit crazy and demands to only have one side of her face be photographed.

she is though, like my sister’s telling me “watch her video for ‘problem,’” count the number of times in the whole video you see the non-dimpled half of her face and it was like 4 and it was all during the same shoot

ye though, she walked out of a shoot where they wanted her to do something else, she also screwed over people who had won tickets to a meet-and-greet with her by spending all of 30 seconds with them, and then said she wished her fans would “fucking die” and burn in hell as soon as she was fifteen feet away with him

gurl you’re not even relevant. slow down. slow down


Pizza with extra sausage. [pillow by rockabilly dawgz]

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Chris Pratt as Bright Abbott in Everwood (2002-2006) Season 2

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#since i had literally no idea who she was until like ….. two weeks ago??? UMM hello did you not watch Victorious despite not at all being in the target demographic

[had to google what victorious was]

well i was technically in the target demographic since i was like 16 in 2011

holy shit i thought she would at least be a manufactured disney star. she’s a nickelodeon star holy shit

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